Monday, July 10, 2006

Chin Up Chook

Chin Up Chook - advice just administered by Tuff. Moping about the fact that my x-husband has just emailed me to tell me he got engaged, I had to share my misery across the globe. Tuff, bless her, regaled worse tales of woe than a soon-to-be married ex:

1. Brony's new perfect love may not be so perfect after all. Well, life may be a tad more up and down then initial indications. When Brony called to tell me that Terry (lover she'd found a week previously in Sydney when there for work) was moving to Auckland and moving in. My initial thoughts were that someone had lost their marbles (maybe I'm just jealous). At least this has a simple solution: locksmith and shipping agent.

2. Tuff's x-fiance (she was dumped a few weeks before the nuptials) has thoughtfully moved in across the road from her with his new wife...urg think this is possibly the worst and truly a Desperate Housewives maneuver.

Suddenly my life is not so bad.

On positives: was told by Prince of Kuwait on Saturday night that he loved me. He insisted that he really, really did, after I laughed at him for being so ridiculous as he lunged at me missing my clavicle and planting a sloppy Grey Goose something-or-other somewhere between clavicle and top of left breast. I couldn't bring myself to kiss him, as drunkenly charming and seriously wealthy as he was, to which Ted told me I was mad. Hmm, slightly overweight, has a bad goatee and errs on my short side of height range. Well, maybe for 50 billion one could overlook such trivialities. Damn I should have let him kiss me.

Romanian-American-Australian: have been sucking face (literally) with such a boy. He is v cute, tall and lives in Melbourne. Just what I want, but his kissing leaves a mess. You would think that he would think something was not quite right when even he is wiping the extra froth from my chin.

Drove back from The Hamptons last night we a new potential boy...v flirty but know he is v trouble. Bloody hell can't wait to see him again.

Finally Jace, gorgeous, kind, thoughtful, into me.....he's back tomorrow night from Wimbledon...def excited to see him, but maybe he's too nice. Will have to get Hotel Boy to have a word in his ear....CAN NOT BE TOO NICE.