Friday, January 23, 2004

flexing muscles

who said the gym was dead as a pick-up venue? have now found an untapped source for potential keepers if the current keeper turns out to be a dud. have been a member of a certain yacht club in sydney for a couple of years but due to the fact that i lived in new york, i reaped the benefits of membership perhaps twice a year. benefits include a fab pool which overlooks a bay full of suprisingly not - boats.

since becoming a relatively permanent resident of sydney as of early december 03 i've discovered the gym of which i am the princess. it would seem that if i want unlimited male attention all i need do is turn up between the hours of 4pm and 8pm. that's a good wack of time indeed. between such hours i can look as sweaty, uncoordinated and without matching gym attire as possible and without fail i'll be drawn into a conversation with at least one man per workout session.

the only drawback it would appear is that the median age of these pump and grind boys is about 50. today's suitor was closer to 70 but yesterday's was a spotty 15 year old and thus i believe this averages things out to about 50.